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"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day
The perfect combination partaking in both a wonderful boy, and a verb. Frickn sleep.
The perfect combination is "You + sleep" Brandon. Go to bed!
A pink sock so large it can keep a homeless man warm.
Josh's pink sleeping bag kept Thomas alive last winter.
When you're exhausted and can physically feel yourself start to pass out and dream. Knowing you're gonna be asleep within minutes.
*lays down on couch*
"Welp, that workout gave me some sleep momentum"
*sleeping within 2 minutes*
Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
when you're so done with the day, that you just want it to be the next day already so you just go to sleep
man, yesterday I got fired from my job, got a flat tire on the drive home, and my hamster died, as soon as I got back home I sui-sleeped
When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping
I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep