hero players in smash ultimate is someone who has been lost to the dark side and now is the most sadistic human you have ever meet. his play style has also rooted to only use specials and his fabled down b menu has made him a gremlin with the things that he can get away with in tournaments. although, masahiro sakurai wanted them to root in hell forever so he also added critical hits. you see hero was a lure for all the basement dweelers so then they could all be grouped up so we can view what a no skilled character can do to your mental health.
Random person 1: Hey. that guy looks really bad
Random person 2: Yeah... hes a hero player in smash ultimate
Random person 1: oh that makes sense.
smash
e.g., you are walking down the street with a friend and see someone you would like to „smash“ i.e., fuck, get to know, expressing towards your friend that you are attracted to that person.
POV: sees someone attraktiv
„smash“
Best way to use it:
„respectfully smash!“
when you take someones head and set them down by the curb and open there mouth than kick to smash there teeth against the curb
I just curb smashed jarred cause he was being a jerk so he deserved it
Placing your penis in the bellybutton, and then continuing to have sex in it.
He belly smashed the hell out of her with his two inch hammer
The act of killing all borderlands enemies excluding the Sarcastic Slab
Smash that evil, that evil needs to be smashed
Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.
"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."