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The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.
"It's literally suck me dry. Goddamn it why go to Urban Dictionary you idiot."
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In replacment with the phrases
A)"I told you so"
B) "I dont care"
C) "of course"
D) in juxtapositioning with "i dunno!"
E) "suck my penis"
F)"I love you"
G)"Is it time to eat yet?"
H)"Where's the car?"
I)in frustration and/or excitment!
J)or in agreement
A) Jim : Damn that bitch was a hoe!
Fred: Suck mah Balls!
B) Jim : Youre gonna fail the test man.
Fred: ah the test could suck mah balls.
C) (knock on Freds door)
Fred: Who's there?
Jim : Dis dick!
Fred: Suck Mah Balls
D) Jim : dood wheres mah car
Fred: I dunno, suck mah balls
E) Fred: Hey Jim
Jim : what?
Fred: Suck mah balls!
F) Jim : Hey Fred Suck mah balls!
Fred: Suck mah balls too man...suck mah balls (*tear*)
G) Fred: ey Suck mah balls?
Jim : in a bit.
H) Jim : ey Suck mah balls?
Fred: i dunno, suck mah balls
I) Fred: I lost your Quake 4 man sorry
Jim : SUCK MAH BALLS! you better get that shit back its only $30 now!
Fred: SUCK MAH BALLS! Sweet!
J) Jim : Hey i heard you got to level 33 the other day
Fred: yea pretty tough!
Jim : Suck mah balls.
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a category on SNL celebrity jeopardy.
trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?
sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH
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Phrase finder suggests that the saying originates from the dictionary definition of the term "suck-egg" which refers to:
- An animal that is reputed to suck eggs, e.g. a weasel; figuratively. an avaricious person.
It is also considered to be a dismissive insult similar to the term fuck off but is less abrasive.
TL;DR
It's a less-abrasive dismissive insult intended to be directed at someone who is being greedy.
Carl:(eating a tub of pudding)
Jane:...(saving two snack packs of pudding)
Carl: "Can I have some of your pudding?"(still eating his pudding)
Jane: "Go suck an egg."
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The only advice a guy should give his guy friends about women.
Guy1: I don't know what to do man, I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me.
Guy2: Just "Suck Her Dick" dude.
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When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.