we need to talk

The four worst words in the english language. Either that or "whose bra is this?"

Woman: David, we need to talk.
Dave: FUCK!

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Locker Room Talk

The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.

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we need to talk

Actually means, 'I need to talk, You better listen'.

Generally pronounced by a female voice

Susan: Dera, we need to talk.
Sam: (time to put all my non-listening skills I been practicing)

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Talk nerdy to me

Conversation that is focused on all things technical, mathematical, or generally scientific which provides for or leads to sexual stimulation.

John spent hours teaching me about the moon jellies...the most common jellyfish species found in the genus Aurelia. I love it when he will talk nerdy to me.

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talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.

At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"

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lips that don't talk

the second pair of lips on a girl that you don't have to listen to.

there's lips that talk, then there's the lips that don't talk!

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talking with the little lips

The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.

The only time I even listen to a woman is when she is talking with the little lips.

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