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post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving

Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.

by tim_triple_j September 27, 2015


Discord Text RP (AWOTIFTLPAS)

AWOTIFTLPA
"A World of Toxicity, Ice, Fire, Tradelands, Politics, War and Strategy"

Grand Srategy Discord Text Roleplay Game

A discord based fantasy political grand strategy roleplay done in text and images

In this game you get to:

Chose your nation! (or establish/found one as a tribe)
~~~Game Regularly Receives Updates~~~
(Next Update is a world map expansion and re-terraforming)
-Found your nations ruling dynasty or be democratic (meh)
- Make your character (the ruler)
-Scheme and establish your power.
- Chose your players skills
!!You can even be a rebel!!
-Deal with Internal and foreign Politics
-Deal with the economy and resources.
-Deal with plagues, epidemics, inflations, natural disasters and much more.
-You create troops, you craft siege equipment, you use these to expand or explore, and much more.
-You can do quests.
-Each nation have their own "Meta" Creature which is basically a fantasy creature with crazy power and their power is randomised in score.
-Each nation also starts with 1000 Special Troops that is unique to your nation and hard to acquire as it cost alot.

Founder and Mods put alot of effort into the game.

Its playerbase is low but fun. Theres much strategy in it and it has 3 & , cool game masters aka moderators.
Owner/Founder/Head Game Master: Daenaryon Targryen
Lead Game Moderator: Icebound,

Moderator: stavishii and

Game Manager: Ciro.

Nearly everything is decided by dices

You should join to find out more!!!!!!

Discord Text RP (AWOTIFTLPAS)

Add mastertargaryen on discord for invite

by IsaccMyBruddaa October 10, 2023


Dude, your text is drunk.

A cellphone text that's been sent by someone you think is drunk because it's incomprehensible, but you're not sure and you don't want to offend them by asking if THEY'RE drunk.

Person A: "Yeah were somewhere gone off now. where u at?"

Person B: "Dude, your text is drunk. Call me."

by Gin Blossom June 19, 2010


ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety)

When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.

8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."

9:00am-

10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.

11:00am-

3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"

3:16pm- {You} damn

by Dirty_J January 2, 2012

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Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. Someone on the East Coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or sexting their friends. What they don't consider is that their West Coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and sexts in the late afternoon/early evening.

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Messages 9pm ET:
"I want you right now baby!"
"I'm so wasted! Ahhhh I want you NOW!"
"Sorry...drunkkkk"

Recipient at 6PM PT:
"Wow...she's wasted and I haven't even eaten dinner yet."
"The future looks bright. I want to be you in 3 hours!"
"I love it when you BDT me baby."

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

by Daniel Boooone May 25, 2011

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texts from last nyquil

the act of texting after comsuming a large amount of Nyquil.

"You were crazy talking last night. Do you remember what you were saying?"

"No, they were texts from last nyquil."

by mister j October 23, 2009

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False Hope Text Message

When you get a text message just when you wish you had someone to talk to...and it turns out to be a stupid forward and no one really wants to talk to you.

YAY I just got a text from (Insert name of person you like here)!!!!!!!
Oh dang it...its a false hope text message.
Stupid fwds.

by Smurfanator February 9, 2010

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