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Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
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An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.
I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.
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French....Victories....hmm what are those?
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When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.
I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.
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A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.
If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!
(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)
IIIIEEEWUH!
(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)
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A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.
"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.
Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.
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Eating ass so deep she can taste your tongue
Gave her and Australian French kiss last night so good she tasted my dinner from last night
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