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Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.
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A nerdtastic tantrum induced by either accumulation of nerdy goods (a.k.a. green laser pointer modded to 100 mW, an original press of The Silmarillion, a PS3 in 2006, etc.) or by destruction of the goods thereof.
If not attended to, a cascade of nerd fits may turn into nerd rage at which point immediate assistance is required to prevent nerd coma or a domino effect which could destroy further items or persons triggering additional nerd fits, yada yada yada.
Worker from Game Stop bound for nerdatory: Hello! As our one hundredth buyer of the PS3 you have been chosen to receive an uber spy kit! This will include spycam/mp3 matrix looking sunglasses, a book vault, night vision binoculars, a mithril vest, a complete collectors addition of Metal Gear Solid, Spycraft, and EverQuest.
Buyer bound for nerd fit: *Giggles* *Squeals* *Left Eye Twitches* *Falls on the floor while snorting and squealing battle cries in prepubescent voice* *Seizures while ululating jubilantly in mythical tongue*
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Nerd nipples are when someone's nipples are as small as nerds candy.
Bitch you got nerd nipples, they're so bite size I can eat them up like nerds candy.
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Someone who obsesses over facebook. These people undertake a number of behaviours that would not be even marginally acceptable in real life.
This often includes:
-Passive aggressive statuses because whoever it's regarding "knows who they are"
-Sharing of captioned pictures of cats, and no other funny pictures from the web
-Posting "inspirational pictures" with quotes about trite life philosophies; often written over the face of someone in a picture with more photoshop filters than anyone with taste would consider.
-Any posts regarding any level gaming will be ended with "i can be such a nerd lol"
Facebook Nerd: pokemon is awesome fuck i can be such a nerd at times
Actual Nerd/Reasonable Person: Playing pokemon no more makes you a nerd than listening to rap makes you black
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The act of an expectant parent who designs a website specifically for communicating the details of the birth to family and friends.
During pregnancy the act of preparing the nursery and the house in general is referred to as "nesting." This is generally done by the mother.
Nerd nesting, generally done by the father, is the preparation of a website to announce the birth of the baby.
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Someone who loves dicks and is infatuated with every fact about them and can’t stop thinking about them.
I’m tired of Tommy staring at my package! He’s such a meat nerd!
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