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Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.
Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.
Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.
An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.
I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.
When a man dips his cock in butter and fucks a chick in the ass while drinking a glass of champagne.
I french hot doged your sister. She prefers unsalted butter and Prosecco. So do I.
A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.
If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!
(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)
IIIIEEEWUH!
(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)
A life with out worry or stress. A relaxing day to day itinerary.
"French kissing life square in the mouth, sailing out on the sea." - Kenny Chesney.
Celebrities pretend to lead french kissing lives, but that's impossible under public scrutiny.
Eating ass so deep she can taste your tongue
Gave her and Australian French kiss last night so good she tasted my dinner from last night