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Hostel in San Francisco. Used to be chill. Now it's the worst place you could ever live. Seriously... if you live there, carefully peel the layers of mold off your eyes so you can get one good last look at market street covered in shit before you kill yourself.
Whaddup Satan! Damn it hot down here! I lived at golden gate hall and then I killt myself!
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golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me
“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”
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When a person takes a mouthful of urine and semen simultaneously from two or more individuals.
"Hey, did you hear about Idi?"
"No, what happened?"
"Rod and Tony gave him a Golden Coconut Surprise at the party."
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What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future
"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"
"He practices golden shower economics"
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when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline
man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved
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This is the legendary meticulous act of peeing in your girlfriend’s butt. It also can be done with a drunken girl who does not expect a thing. This act should be done only by professionals. However, it is usually just talked a lot about over some beer
Legend holds that Stees actually peed in his college girl friends butt once. However as myths and wise tails usefully go. The Golden Corn hole was created with lots of KB and good Colorado microbrews. “Hey Amy can I pee in your butt”, Andy said after his 14th beer. This later has been called the golden corn hole which every guy must admit has thought of going to a girl in his lifetime.
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Typically a punk 11 year old with more knowledge about the current season of Fortnite than basketball. Spotting a Golden State fan is not hard, they typically have a suspect picture of Steph Curry as their lockscreen, swear Draymond Green is All-NBA and that Ayesha Curry is not “mid”.
They also refer to “The Bay” as somewhere they have been before when they, in fact, have not. Due to this capping, they will fail to mention that “The Bay” is a cesspool of addicts and thieves that will never maintain the prestige or quality-of-living that the citizens of Southern California enjoy.
If the Golden State fan in question is not an 11 year old, chances are he is a nerd with his own website that has never played competitive basketball.
Brad: “yo did that guy really just say Ayesha was a 7/10?”
Jack: “I think so.. he must be a Golden State fan.”
Hayden: “Lebron might be better than Jordan, what do you think?”
Golden State fan in a high pitched nagging voice: “the fact that Steph isn’t even in the conversation is ridiculous. We will debate more when I’m done breastfeeding.”