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The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family
Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*
The creepy old man that stares at you during the family reunions
Uncle Tommy please don’t touch me there
A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.
"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"
a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
William is the best Uncle in the world, that's a fact! Google it!
Williams are the best Uncles in the world, Google it!
Uncle 1. A sexy mature man that all the females want to invite into their bedroom and do naughty things to.
Example - Heads up girl, Uncle Alert ! The things I'd do him.