10,000 years ago

Describes a mythical age, where a plague didn't ravage the world, the Internet and news weren't full of nutters, no one was setting the planet on fire for stupid, ugly, JPEGs, and everything made sense (circa: before 2016).

Oh, yeah. I met him in a party 10,000 years ago. Oh, when exactly? Summer 2015, I think…

Dirty New Year

When masturbating you time your finish perfectly so you can start the year with an ejaculation.

This year you should pull a Dirty New Year

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

1-year cliff

The term used to describe the need to change your job approximately every 1 year, either due to intrinsic desires or due to being pushed out by a manager or boss

I hit my 1-year cliff at Apple before switching to Microsoft

Metric Year

Sarcastically saying that something takes way longer than it should.

Damn, it'll take a metric year to get through this drive-thru.

muser of the year

Special award for only the best musers on musical.ly

OMG today I won the muser of the year award!!

once in 12 years

believe it or not once in 12 years theres a leap year on monday (not including the 100 years leap year rule)

once in 12 years is 5 times every 60 years