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tuna tip occurs after several hours of love making usually in the morning .
wow last night was amazing sweetie 8 hours straight damn im sore ive got to pee .... well smells like i got tuna tip honey time for a shower .
The japs eye, the bit of the penis piss and jizz comes out.
Was wanking real hard looking at the smeg tip, it winked and next thing I jizzed in my eye.
The syringe an IV drug addict wants and uses that has a long gauge.
Person 1: “Do you have any new tools?”
Person 2: “Yeah, and I’ve got those long tip ones, which work better on me.
When the waitress hands you the bill and the tip starts at 18% and ends at 25%. You feel guilty and leave a 25% tip even though the service and food was not too good
Tom - Hey Matt, looks like they're asking for a $25 tip for out crappy $100 lunch
Matt - Hey, they're just guilt tipping you. Leave $10 - They're lucky to get it
Please axplain to me the matter on the tip of the spoon
wanky tip comes from the word "tip"
when somebody iz ridin somebody elses dick or iz just all on them all the time iz when u use it
dawg...dat nigga be callin me all the time...dat nigga on my wanky tip
While visiting an establishment of high quality, a man can be close enough to the stage to see, however far enough that a dollar bill cannot physically be thrown and make it to the intended target. Mostly applies to pop up locations with a straight barrier. Talladega Blvd prime example.
Let’s go see this hot stripper
But I’m running light tonight.
No problem, we’ll be at the no tip zone. Tips aren’t expected as they can’t make it to the dancer.