Porn Star

A prostitute

The only difference is the use of a camera to showcase the deed for everyone else to enjoy

Girls who think they will be rich and famous because their parents told them they are beautiful will 'start out' in porn, only to be famous for such films as

Interracial Gang Bang Fuck 4 & 5 or Hot and Horny Granny Tranny Threesome

Also,

What every fat, balding 45 year old creep with no girlfriend dreams of every night

"Omg Becky, these guys at the studio promised me a lucrative modeling contract. I only have to suck and fuck 6 asian guys and 2 crack head black guys in the back of a van for $200 to add to my portfolio!"

"Mom, is it true that straight porn star men will bang other guys in the ass as well as hot silicone chicks for money?"

"Yes Billy, its true!"

"Gross!"

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amputee porn

Someone who has no legs or arms getting fucked in the ass

amputee porn: Oh Johnny you filthy boy fuck me in the arss Even tho i have no arms or legs.

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shadow porn

The act of watching the shadow of too people having sex ween they don't know they are being watched.

We just saw some shadow pornography in the parking lot

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porn coffie

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

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Waffle Porn

Young People Who Like To Jack Off To Old Granny Pornography

Some Guy named Bob Had a Fear Of Rejection From Hot Girls.
So Bob Tried Masterbating To Old Granny Porn. And He Enjoyed It. He Now Enjoys Waffle Porn Aloooot. Poor Bob.

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Bag Porn

The lovely plastic encased magazines at the top of the magazine rack.

This book store is awesome, they don't bag their porn like other stores. Bag porn sucks.

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Dog Porn

The stimulating and exciting sight (for dogs) provided by any dude who rides a skateboard through a city park densely inhabited by people with dogs

Man I crossed Central park today on my Z flex Cruiser and became "dog porn" for all the crazed canines being walked by their owners

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