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May 14th, a worldwide day where you give your significant other head for at-least an hour.
give ur boyfriend or girlfriend head please cause its give ur bf/gf head day
This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus
Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae
Tom ur pap a trap
Jeff: ur sister a mister
Tom: dont make me do it
Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul
Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded
Go hold hand with that special person
October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day
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Too dangerous to ever say or everyone in the universe will die
"ur mum gey"
"no u"
"ur mum the big gey"
"no u"
"UR MUM THE MEGA BIG SUPER GEY"
*dies in huge ball of death rolling down a volcano with lava all over it and spikes*
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‘hello beautiful woman can i get your blackberry messenger pin’ this is often used by ‘roadmen’
this is a phrase that a youtubers George Memeulous who has the biggest dick and massive muscles he is also 6’5 and has totally not made me write that part.
man: ‘wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin’
woman: ‘here it is my g, light me a spliff while ur at it init’
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An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.
; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.
Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day