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Shit my pants when I first heard the noise.
There was a group of coyotes howling in the woods outside my house
When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.
A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.
You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
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If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...
Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
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a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.
Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?
Think about that.
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JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently
Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
ALL OF IT! duh! That's the answer to: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Norris?
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-
Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!
You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
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