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The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family
human steve: damn bro thats sick
jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.
Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..
Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!
Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.
a thing that people say helps lose weight but does you no good what so ever
dave:u need to lose weight
clay: you should workout to lose all that weight
sage: working out does not help lose weight dumass
scalar physical quantity numerically equal to the product of force and distance if the two are parallel
Mechanical work is done only if the object is moving
Sacked out on the sofa all day.
"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
Is the art of a woman in her 40’s pretending she’s off at her job when she’s really off playing around. Job titles usually include ‘air-hostess’ as this can maximise her time away from the home.
Carly: “Hey Leanne’s looking all done up today” Hayley: “Yeh it’s the cravat I think! Leanne’s loving her new job at Qantas”
Hayley “What can I say, Leanne’s at work”
Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.
When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.
I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.