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I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent
If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye
Brilliam, also known as gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes! is a silly name used only by the most silliest of people
Being silly is great - Brilliam A.K.A gilkiser! tall! hot! sexy! yes!
November 15th A day where girls have to say yes
Boy: Hey wanna go out Girl: eww no
Boy: It’s national girl yes day see you at six
Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:
Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?
Producer 2: Yes
This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:
Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?
A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?
Person 2: Yes