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"School Lunch." School is the worst and lunch is okay, but put together it's pure shit wound together by strings of raisins, boogers, and mystery meat.
Melissa had been taken into the ER because she ingested school lunch: Lunch Lady Barb's "mushroom Jello" which was gelatinous cream of mushroom soup.
Prison food. It comprises of:
Overcooked tater tots
Burgers that taste like melted rubber between two pieces of wet cardboard
Salad that looks like it was taken from plants and other abandoned, dirty gardens
Old apple juice
3 week expired milk
Disgusting wiggly french fries
Moldy potato skin and expired butter
And desserts that are crap, like
Melted ice cream sandwiches
Old cake
Cupcakes that look like crap.
Old bread.
A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.
Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.
Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.
School Lunch
Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.
"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"
a school lunch is some poop,yk what i mean?
examples:
moldy hamburger
10 year old expired milk
a bean pool that looks like shit
some creamy soup
Mark:dang,i don't want to eat school lunch now ,it's filled with tomato creamy soup that tastes shit
Evan:hey wanna get some Starbucks
Mark:sure
A cult/ hippie school in the middle of the woods that raises insane and mentally unstable children. Is also one of the coolest places in the world. There are a lot of your mom jokes and some pretty weird ass kids (exept for Genevieve, Maggie and maybe Fiona). Be careful though if you thinking about attending North Branch, bc sometimes the work is hard but it all pays off in the end. Also be careful of these people: Colt, Oliver and Edward because they are some pretty weird kids
"omg your going To NORTH BRANCH SCHOOL!!!!!"
"yes, please save me"