You sound boosted

Originally a kind of insult by antivaxxers this has become a compliment. In effect the terrible spelling and general stupidity of antivaxxers plus this weird non insult has turned against them and it is now a way of complimenting someone on their spelling and grammar on social media.

I see you used the correct version of you're in that tweet....you sound boosted

I lemon you.

"I lemon you." means “I am jealous of you” or “I hate you”. It’s commonly used between close friends. The origin of this phrase is uncertain, but it may have something to do with the feeling you get after eating a lemon, which makes you uneasy, unhappy, or a little bit angry.

-My sugar daddy just bought me a fancy car.
- I lemon you.

You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.

Damn dude, you smell like onions! Take a shower!

You are dad

A simple why to tell a new father

Mom: you are dad
Dad: nice

you drink too much

emma

Emma, you drink too much. I'm ghosting you now.

You are all that is man

A compliment given to the most prestigious man to exist

Bob: “I cured cancer”
Tim: “You are all that is man”

I guess you don’t like me

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now

I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.

I guess you don’t like me