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One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time
"Hey what took you so long"
"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"
A form of explosive diarrhoea so powerful it by far exceeds simply taking a poop, or having “the shits”. Typically experienced by individuals who suffer from irritable bowel syndrome (IBS).
Amy: Jim, why did you eat all that spicy food? You know what it does to you.
Jim *Sprinting to toilet* I got the poop shits!
A form of explosive diarrhoea more powerful than simply taking a poop, or having the shits. Often experienced by individuals with irritable bowel syndrome, or those who consume copious amounts of gluten-rich ale.
Amy: Jim why did you drink all that ale? You know what it does to you.
Jim: *Running to toilet* I got the poop shits!
When you take a green shit and process to take a bath in it
After we eat taco bell I'm gonna go take a shrek shit
This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.
First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020
Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)
I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)
Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate