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After consuming large amounts of alcohol you go to the toilet for a shit only for the sheer force to cause you to vomit at the same time.
A: wheres tom at?
B: he's knocked back 13 pints
A: jesus he's probably having a smit shit
You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”
Tom said, “Yeah, so?”
Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
Nate: WHOLE E SHIT! My favorite video game is now on Xbox.
Joe: Yes!
when you dookie in someones house and wipe your ass on the doorknob
bruh my girl just broke up with me im boutta pull the shit and stank