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Shit not me

When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"

"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"

by lil jimmy vert September 12, 2018


shit brains

where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.

my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making

by mr.assorth October 2, 2013


My shit is out

Something you say when your shit is out

dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?

dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!

by Dickhead Industry November 16, 2022


Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023


eagle has shit

DID YOU GET PAY?

Eagle has shit!!.......

by September 6, 2021


Shit Wind

1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee

Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!

by Funktacular February 9, 2023


Oral Shit Arky

When y’all be creeping so hard that you get your teeth not out like you just lost a fight in the ring against a boxer.

Bro, that guy just got an oral shit arky. He took a blow to the face. That blow was so hard all he saw was Bloody Sunday.

by DrLittleUnderheptoblow April 12, 2021