When you do something incredibly IGNANT and get caught and all you can say is "Shit not me"
"who robbed the liquor store" "Shit not me"
where the man pulls out his other HEAD. to find there is shit on the privates down south.
my girlfriend thinks its funny to give me "shit brains" during our love making
Something you say when your shit is out
dude 1: alright so you want to impress that girl from your school ?
dude 2 yes don't worry my shit is out, she's gonna be impressed and will date me!
its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.
“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”
1.) An Impressive Fart lasting more than 3 seconds
2.) Poor performance by a Co-Worker or Employee
Billy let out a nice Shit wind. OR
Nick is a real Shit Wind!
When y’all be creeping so hard that you get your teeth not out like you just lost a fight in the ring against a boxer.
Bro, that guy just got an oral shit arky. He took a blow to the face. That blow was so hard all he saw was Bloody Sunday.