When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

Pi Your Bitcoin

When crypto scammers promise gullible folks that for a nominal fee they would help them trade the bitcoin they send to them, by generating at least three times the amount within 24 or 48 hours.

Countless sites boldly advertise their “Pi Your Bitcoin” trading strategy, by putting the word “legit” to make people believe it’s not a scam.

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Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day

Hit Your Bestie With a Volleyball Day is the day where all you volleyball players can shine! Grab all your volleyballs and head over to your besties house for some 1 way pillow fights (with a volleyball ofc!)

Me: Hey Bestie guess what day it is!
Bestie: wha.......wait a second I’m outta here
Me: Ayyy you didn’t even let me finish

Bestie: Fine....
Me: It’s hit your bestie with a volleyball day! I hope your ready!
Bestie: *sigh*

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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Pulling your nipple

to try to persuade someone to believe something that is not true, as a joke:

to tell someone something that is not true as a way of joking with the person:

Is it really your car or are you pulling my nipple?

Jules, I’ve lost your ear pods. Ha, not really I’m just pulling your nipple.

in october your crush is gonna like you back

you will find your soulmate

when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.