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Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
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The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”
Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠
when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
Follow up of 'rock out with your cock out'
Meaning TO PARTY HARD.
dude, are you going to the party tonight?
'Yes, im gonna nock off with your frock off' ;)
A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?
Person B: No. You fucking suck.