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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 25, 2024


you bought an urbandictionary.com mug

when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com

Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!

by BlueboyMakesDumbWordsOnTheWeb March 21, 2023


Would You Dine?

What you ask when you see a girl with a fine ass. Referring to eating her out.

Tyler: "Yo, check her out. 12 o' clock. Would you dine?
Stevie: "Hell yeah bro"

by chickenfuckereuduhsj March 30, 2015


Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.

“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”

by Necrot510 September 29, 2019


the medicine you digest so well lately

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like this, I mean, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2012


the medicine you digest so well lately

an negative and anti-social habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like that, that, whatever, what yumma call it, the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life. And Joseph, also please improve your vocabulary. I didn't raise you to such a rotten apple

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma December 20, 2012


cant belive you found this.

Marty: please katie eat my balls

Katie: my mouth is already stuffed with your cock
Marty: please
Katie: fine
Marty: whos that taste
Marty: Katie? Katie?
nararator: katie is chocking on marty pp
10 mins later

the hospital had to cut marty balls and pp off
marty now hyas a vagina

cant belive you found this.

by sped demon January 27, 2023

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