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holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018


Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.

Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?

by Jack Jazz 1 May 25, 2018


Oh shit, I just cheesed

An exclamation used when cheese gets thrown into the mix during sexual intercourse.

Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.

by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 6, 2024


G00GLE SHIT G00GLE

you gotta , just say it and remember the DEEP SECRET about G00GLE GOOGLE as they are SHIT and the 10^100 exponent is the unachievable in perception which is just the smokescreen of all of these ALIENS yes they are real including me , yes another PLAN IT.

OK, oh-oh, oh-oh , this might seem freaky BUTT if you like to EAT PHYSICAL HUMAN SHIT while getting it on, well, say G(00)HAUNTED G(00)HAUNTED , pronounced OOOOOOOUH OOOOOOOUH as (yes, TOVE LO (TW0 LU)...(T00 LU)...(T0 LU)... as plainly you SHITEATER'S who gross out most people , say 00H 00H and you have earned the G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as always falling in the SECOND 0 because the first 0 is the STARTING ASSH0LE 0PENING of yours and THE PARADISE you experience is embedded in ALIC(E) CONSTANDIN(A) (TITIS) for you SHITEATER'S while you use your HP LAPTOP to find your SHITFEEDER PARTNER and HP = HIDDEN PARTNER which is what SPECIAL SHIT will find it's way to your G00GLE SHIT G00GLE making love to and after a good STOMACH FUCKING FROM G00GLE SHIT G00GLE as just open your mouth and say 00H 00H PUKE and EAT THE P00 P00 EKEK= P00 P00 as a thorough 0H PHEW = FAGG0T'S.

HABITS (STAY HIGH) TOVE LO

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE May 16, 2022


Rake shit

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

by AusTetris August 9, 2021


shit a dime

To do the easiest/simplest thing. Often used sarcastically to describe complete apathy.

Why do you care about him? He wouldn't shit a dime for you.

by tryhardaar November 4, 2022


did you just shit on my desk

a question asked directly after someone shits on a desk. this is specifically from southpark(like all offensive things) when cartmen shat on Mr. Mackeys desk

cartmen:*shits on desk*
Mr. Mackey:eric did you just shit on my desk?

by raybeez April 15, 2022