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Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
when you first pee after drinking a lot, and then you keep peeing all night constantly.
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.
Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”
Kid 1: Your grandmas dead
Kid 2: cries in pain
Kid 1: I’m just slammin your knobb
a quirky way of saying an individual is a dumbass! Originally said by u/HiNyam on VRCHAT
You: "The earth is flat and gravity doesn't exist."
Me: "Potato, Potata, your IQ is nada"
You: "what..?"
He/she are your best friend, do you seriously need an explanation? GO KISS THEM ON THE CHEEK
karl walks in, Joy jumps on him and gives him a kiss, and does he, then they scream HAPPY INTERNATIONAL GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND A KISS ON THE CHEEK DAY!