eye m sofa king we todd ed

A funny way to say "I am so fucking retarded". Mostly used by drunks to fool their friends.

"Hey dude, read this."
"Eye M Sofa King We Todd Ed... huh?"
"Hey everyone, James says he's retarded!"

I-M-2-6-C-4-U

I'm too sexy for you

(I'm two six-c four you)

Text use: "I-M-2-6-C-4-U geddit?"

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I M 2 6 C 4 U

I am too sexy for you.

text message:
boy: wanna go out?
girl: I M 2 6 C 4 U
Boy: wat?
girl: ur not good enough for me

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H A N D M I L K

When you are masturbating and you jizz on your hand.

Jim had a serious case of H A N D M I L K last night.

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s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

The lyrics of this song (spaced out) are often used to remind a content's incest meaning, since it's a stereotype for Alabama people to not really care about the girl being their cousin.

Joe: "It was my sistah's birthday, so i kissed her as a gift!"
Dick: "s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a!"

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C O N S U M E

A funny and/or sophisticated way to say eat. mostly used by the meme man and memers as well as intellectual people and British people when used in a intellectual way it normally isn't spaced out and in full caps.

Memer: Father I must C O N S U M E something for I am starvation

Smart Dad: Son I know we do not have any consumables to consume at the current time period.

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F r e e d o m

Adj. Used to describe a state of being where one is unencumbered by material possession and emotional ties.

F r e e d o m's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Nothin', and that's all that Bobby left me.

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