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When a girl is sucking a man's dick and it hits her uvula and she throws up on the man
Lindsay totally roller coaster trash caned me last night!
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Most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered.
Jack yelled to his buddy Mike... "Can I Get A Stovepipe!"
Mike replied... "Stoovvveeeepippeee!"
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This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.
Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card
Can I go to the bathroom?
*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*
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The Napoleon meme you see on tiktok
Example
A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!
Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...
*Amour plastique starts playing*
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A short and fat penis. A chode.
Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.
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when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.
"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."
"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"
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That's neato! Sweet! Mad hops!
Yo, bro, dat 98 poniakk just triple spun that crizzazy doe-nuttt fo sho!!!! Y'alls gots dem mad hopszz!! You can fry an egg on that yalls!! REPRESE-UNT!
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