Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.

I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.

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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues

Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."

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P Town

Nickname for the always wonderful Plainfield, Vermont. Known for "the wall" and the rec as the local hangout. Home to Positive Pie, the best pizza place in the world, if you haven't eaten their pizza, you haven't tasted pizza. Also home to River Run, a southern style restaurant, which serves many delicious southern foods, including catfish and fritters. Goddard College is also located in this wonderful town. And most importantly home to numerous hippies and red necks. Come visit us!

"Where do you live?"
"P Town, baby, Plainfield!!"
"Where the hell is that?"
"Like 10 mins. from Montpelier."
"Oh, I know where Montpelier is!"

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H- town

a suburb of Birmingham, AL. Known to dirty South gangstas and pimps as the real "H- town," (making more sense than Houston).

"Yo, home slice, let's roll over to "H- town" where the real gangstas play."

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College town bum

These are people who have finished their bachelor's degree but continue to live in a student apartment, drive a beater and occasionally look at finishing a master's some year.

Noah is a college town bum working a Joe job and smoking weed all afternoon.

h-town

h-town is what christians who are gangsta call heaven..if you put ur index and pinkie finger up and put the remaining knuckles on each hand together, you come up with an H..its H town..

Guy 1: Hey dude, where ya going?
Christian Gangsta: I'm going to H-town!

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K town

Kensington, California
A small town sandwiched between Berkeley and El Cerrito. Primarily rich white people, many of whom are retired.

It has 'gangs', but they're just rich kids trying to be ghetto

"So me and my homies from k town..."

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