A wonderful kind soul who is in love with only one girl. They’re best friends, soulmates, and the funniest people to exist. Anthony is truly one of a kind with his soft, fluffy dark hair, beautiful brown eyes, gorgeous eyelashes, cute button nose, and fluffy eyebrows, and very admirable lips and hands. At the touch of his hands it feels like magic and there is not a single feeling to match it. He is truly the most perfect human to exist although he may not believe it himself. I will never stop loving you anthony, I promise.
Ugly person: wooowww anthony brito is so handsome
me: yeah too bad he’s in love with only me *bleep* 😅🤦🏻 ♂️
Porch monkey Anthony dalessio watches people from his house.
actually the sweetest mf-ing guy ever, probably doesn’t get a lot of pussy, kind of a nerd, but overall someone you really want to be around
also probably a band kid
extra points if he plays the tuba or french horn
Look at him! He’s such a kyle anthony.
Someone who tends to stretch the truth
"Bro I just threw Bryce Halls birthday party" - "Ah C'mon bro your pulling an Anthony Ortiz"
A place where Anthony doesn't have to hide his love of penis.
Anthony's cookie house is where you can go to show your love of penis
The guy whose dick you want his dick inside of you
“I hope Anthony Mercado fucks me tonight”