april 17

national brooke williams sends me nudes day bc she is bad af and i’m horny and she’s my baby

hey, it’s april 17 brooke! what’re u waiting for?

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April 17

National fuck your friends day

April 17 is the one one day you can fuck your friend and it’s not weird

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April 12th

Single Mother Appreciation day

Omg it’s April 12th. I have to go thank my single mom

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April 24

Cobblestone Stone Day #Crundee Craft

Hey what’s today
It’s April 24, the best day eve

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April 15

Today is the birthday of a beautiful girl named rhian and you must say happy birthday to her or she will send the Teletubbies to kill you

Jeff: you know it's April 15 , right

Bob: oh I forgot to wish happy birthday!

The Teletubbies: TINKY WINKY!!!

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April 26

National Truck Hop Day

person 1: “Hey!! What are you doing tomorrow”
person 2: “riding around with different boys. It’s April 26.”

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April 20th

Boys have to give a girl one of their hoodies

It's April 20th today, at least I know I'll be warm!

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