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Asian trophy wife

A wife who meets the report card requirements of an Asian tiger mom in-law. While still human, an Asian trophy wife is valued for her degrees, academic credentials, and/or professional achievements. An Asian trophy wife’s personality, beauty, or goals in life are secondary. The more impressive the resume, the better the trophy.

My mother in law only likes me because I have a PhD.”
“Oh, you mean you’re an Asian trophy wife!”

by 🙂🙃😬 February 22, 2023


Hardcore Asian

A user who plays a game very well that they play the hardest levels/difficulties with no problems.

That hardcore asian doing all those games with no mistakes... man i wish i was like him

by Dino Dino dinosaur March 23, 2018


Asian pinstripe

When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.

Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.

by Dick Remi April 10, 2024


Asian expert

A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.

Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.

by sunflowerseed April 16, 2014


the asian twitch

you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.

caused by amphetamines.

dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021


Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo March 27, 2011


Asian Pinball

Successfully weaving or navigating through individual or groups of Asians who are not attentive to surroundings, personal spaces, or the speed limit. Alt: the act of driving in California.

I ended up playing Asian Pinball again this morning on the way to work when the first 3 cars I passed going under the speed limit on the 101 were being driven by Asians.
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by Spicy Green Chile January 7, 2015