Boy: *kisses girl*
Girl: why did you do that?
Boy: it's August 22! national kiss your crush day
Girl:😘
National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"
It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?
It’s hard to find someone who were born on 29th of August.
A girl: I was born on 29th of August.
A guy: dammmnnn, people even born that day?
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National will slim Jim comment my tiktok video day
Take the risk it's August 23rd
The day that Hot Rod got Optimus Prime killed by Megatron. FUCK YOU HOT ROD!
Man 1: Hot Rod fucked August 8, 1986.
Man 2: yes he did. Fuck him