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Something that your parents use to embarrass you in front of your friends.
Parent: Hey your friend this is your baby pictures!
You: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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A bastard/illegitimate child conceived while one or both of the biological parents was fighting with their significant other and were on a "break" from their relationship.
Mary and I were fighting and she kicked me out, so I went to the bar and banged this chick in the bathroom and now she's about to have a god damned break baby!
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When 3 or more males each ejaculate in the females vagina giving one of the males taking part a child 9 months later sort of like a game of Russian Roulette but using a different gun
'Hey man, we should totally play baby roulette with Yasbae tonight''
'Yeah, definitely dude'
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A curved sword used by or for the killing of infants.
Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.
Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.
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When you and your partner split the bill for the trip to the abortion clinic. (see also: 'going halfsies')
"My gurl told me she was pregnant, so we got an appointment to make a Dutch Baby at the clinic on Tuesday."
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The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
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Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.
My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.
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