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When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
When driving, the act of steering the wheel from side-to-side very quickly, creating a side-to-side jerking motion of the vehicle. Called so because that is how babies drive when they are given a toy steering weel. Example: Maggie Simpson in the opening of the The Simpsons. Lesser synonym: swang.
"We're on a very wide street with no cars about in a tan Saturn soccer mom station wagon that rides about an inch off the ground--let's do some baby driving."
"NIKOS, STOP BABY DRIVING OR YOU'RE GOING TO HIT THAT OLD LADY!"
Babies conceived as a result of quarantines and staying home during the COVID-19 pandemic.
My parents got laid off during the coronavirus outbreak so they blew off some steam and made me. Yeah, I'm a coronavirus baby.
When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
"Yo this bitch was so hardcore she had a door baby"
The word (or in this case name) you would use to describe the youngest member of your group of friends. Generally the least mature member of the group as well, which usually leads to the lowering in maturity of the rest of the members in the group.
"Hey Joe, where's Baby Niggs at?"
"His mom won't let him out because it's past his curfew."
A person who immigrated to a new country as a baby and was raised around the culture of their country of origin thanks to parents/guardians but was raised in a different one
Person 1: Dude, she’s practically from here.
Person 2: Oh, didn’t you hear? She’s a baby immigrant. She was born there and brought here as a baby.
A curved sword used by or for the killing of infants.
Oh shit bro! We gotta get the fuck out of here; that kid is packing a baby rapier.
Earlier this week a man walked into a nursery and slaughtered 14 small children with what is commonly known as a baby rapier.