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Noun: a generic term for food one eats while sitting on the toilet.
I'm going to take this corn dog with me for some bathroom bacon
its a barbecue bacon burger
I eat a barbecue bacon burger
unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
The lil skin flap the doctors steal off the jewish kid’s penis
“Those fucking doctors..my dick will never taste the same without penis bacon”
To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.
Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.
The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
Man the lake was so cold today, when the water touched my balls, I got bacon dink.
A greasy squirt that bacon has to offer.
Could also mean a puss that squirt just like bacon.
Guy 1: "Hey remember Jezebel?"
Guy 2: "Yeah?"
Guy 1: "She had the most diabolical bacon squirt ever!"