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Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
A planet destroying Star Wars superweapon that by size and destrucdestructive power makes the Death Star feel like child's play.
The First Order really outdid itself with the Starkiller Base.
Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds
42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright
When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.
My only regret is not getting to Second Base
Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy
The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”