>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.
Accordingly:
>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"
"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.
Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.
A short little fellow who makes random mysterious noises and is in love with Shrek
I wish I never become a Brandon. That would really suck.
A nice and usually timid guy that is very independent and has a large penis
"That Brandon guy is something!"