C Montgomery Burns

Rhyming slang for gurns i.e. ecstasy pills

Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening

Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error

I've got the craving for a C Montgomery

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burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.

After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.

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burning down troy

When your smokin weed in a cardboard box to try and get chambered then the box lights on fire like when Brad Pitt burned down troy in that one movie.

Man me an Kieth went to burn some herb and get chambered in a box then it lit up and we was burning down troy

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gotta let it burn

what does that mean?

usher's song: "gotta let it burn"

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burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.

I love you even though you burn my cookies..

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my asshole burns

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore

my asshole burns

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third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!

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