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When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification
Fuck cf and the Canadian forces
The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them
The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.
Another word for the beaver is the Canadian hippo
*Mike and jay are hunting for elk and deer and approach a hilltop and see a beaver near his lodge*
Mike - jay look at the size of that beaver
Jay - wow that’s not a beaver!!!
Mike - yes it is... it looks like a hippo when it’s head is just above the water!
Jay - that’s so true
Mike - The Canadian Hippo
Fill a guys hairy ass with syrup and then lay under him while he squats over your face.
Jenny showed me a Canadian Back-woodsman, never again!
Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.
Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.
When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down
Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!