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A gathering of little people inside a smart car, usually for a violent orgy
Smart Car Jamborees are the leading cause of smart car destruction in the United States.
When you think you have found an empty parking spot but it turns out there is a small car in it, that was hidden by the surrounding vehicles.
Right there, right there! A spot by the door! Oh, sorry, nope, there's a Geo Metro in there. Small car trick!
To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.
When a girl with a seemingly tight pussy can only feel a cock inside her if it's jumbo-sized.
"His dick was the size of a tree trunk, but I still couldn't feel it in my clown car cunt!"
non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
The act of defecating in the windshield wiper fluid reservoir of someone's car.
"Jake gave me a cleavland car wash and it took forever to get the corn out of the pump.
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The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.
Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!
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