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This is an act when two people sick their tounges out and start walking towards each other until eventuality their tounges touch or somebody "chickens" or quits.
Hey babe, do you wanna play a game of tounge chicken,?
When a hen holds poop so long it comes out the size of an egg. When you catch yourself trying to say turkey instead of chicken and say turd chicken. Bad fried chicken.
I was at Safeway yesterday and bought a pound of ground turd chicken.
its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed
its faster then the speed of light.
your going to go flying at mock chicken!!!
Chicken lotion is a term for the practice of creatively using the grease on your hands after consuming a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken as lubricant for masturbation because you're too much of a fat fuck to get up and wash your hands.
I got the weirdest boner while I was watching Passion of the Christ last night and the lube was too far away to reach so I just jacked off using my chicken lotion
A legend says that no chicken belongs to anyone but Yeosang.
You love chicken? It doesn't matter, now it will be of use to feed Yeosang whenever he wants to and become Yeosang's chicken
Do. Not. Steal. His. Chicken..
Or you will be cursed and will hear a faint drone's noise wherever you try to sleep.
A seagull
Dude, check out the crazy beach chicken
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