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Saint Mary's College

The sister school of Notre Dame. Known for being hotter than the girls at ND. Even though it has a Catholic affiliation, there's a lot of bad bitches there. Girls that go to Saint Mary's are referred to as "smicks" or "belles." There's a huge misconception that girls come here just because they didn't get into ND. While sometimes true, smicks love their college and their sisters. Oh and they get all the resources of ND for a tiny fraction of the tuition of domers.

ND Boy 1: Hey did you see those Smicks at the game?
ND Boy 2: Yeah man. I wish we had girls like that on our campus.

Smick 1: I love Saint Mary's College!
Smick 2: Belle yeah!

by southbendbs18 January 24, 2018

19πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


state college high

Phrase used to describe girls who are younger than 18 (still in high school). Usually used among guys at restaurants when checking out girls.

Stems from Central Pennsylvania, specifically State College, home to State College High School. Girls that don't go to Penn State University, usually attend State College High School. Therefore, it is important to distinguish between the two.

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick over there, pretty hot huh?

Guy 2: Yeah she definitely hot, but do you think she's State College High?

Guy 1: Good call, she's a little young.

by Christoph602 October 6, 2010

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


professional college student

Any person who has been in college for more than 5 + years of college experience; The student with the most debt; Students who have attended a 2 year college but took 4-5 years to finish it or transferred or never graduate;Usually also known as under achievers;Students who has more friends than Tom in myspace; Excessive partier even in his/her late 30's; Student who has a 5 year old kid when they finally graduate; Just finishing his/her 4 year degree nearing upon his/her high school reunion.

Robert: What is going on Fred? What have you been up to since after we graduated in '96?

Fred: I've been in college. I finally finished my 4 year degree this year.

Robert: Really?

Fred: Yeah I've been a professional college student

by Chappelle is my nigga July 18, 2006

25πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bergen Community College

Two-year public college located in Paramus and Lyndhurst, New Jersey. Typically serves the high schoolers who were unable to get into a real school, and is considered to be a joke to the students. Also, the destination for over half of high school graduating classes.

John: Where you going to school next year?
Brian: Bergen Community College. It'll be high school all over again.

by Dumb Bergen Kid December 8, 2009

42πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Lebanon Valley College

...also known as Loserville Central
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.

A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".

by DeadZone February 12, 2009

70πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Jones College Prep

Jones College Prep is one of the top selective enrollment high schools in the city of Chicago, state, and country. Jones has been becoming more popular as the years go by, which has made it extremely competitive to attend. Jones has a variety of students from all over the city. Jones is also known for its prep students and everything that encompasses. Many people may not know, but Jones is a true Chicago prep school. Activities of students include: horseback riding, swimming, water polo, track, crew, debate team, soccer, tennis, much philanthropic work, among other things. Jones has some of the strongest academics in the country, with students attending the top universities: Yale, Williams, Harvard, MIT, Stanford, UofC, Pomona, Northwestern, and many more. The location of the school is absolutely amazing, located in downtown Chicago. This comes with all the amenities: museums, shopping, great restaurants, book stores, parks, etc. Many students also take complete advantage of school breaks to travel the world, intern, and participate in philanthropy. Jones is the place to be. The social scene is also great. This school is also great due to the diversity of every kind.

There are a great variety of styles at Jones College Prep:
1. girls fashion: northface, uggs, designer clothes
2. guys fashion: northface, sperrys, designer clothes
3. elite group: northface, jcrew, burberry, gucci, lacoste, and other expensive designer clothing.

Jones kids are intellectually competent, and defy expectations. They are multifaceted. Should not be undermined. Jones is up there with all the top. It is Chicago’s best kept secret, until recently.

by insider3200 November 1, 2010

77πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Chestnut Hill College

Located in Philadelphia's garden district, Chestnut Hill College is a coed, private, Catholic institution founded by the Sisters of Saint Joseph in 1924. With about 825 undergraduate students, the College boasts a 12:1 faculty-student ratio with class sizes ranging from four students to about 25.

The College's self-proclaimed "geographic identity crisis" is a huge draw for students: it's across the street from Fairmount Park (the largest park system in any U.S. city), and within walking distance from a SEPTA train station to center city Philadelphia.

Among its 30 majors and 29 minors are several five-year combined Master's programs, including Education, International Business, Language, & Culture, and Psychology.

As incoming class sizes have grown, so has the campus itself. SugarLoaf Hill, an estate and conference center formerly owned by Temple University, was acquired by the College in 2006. Its former hotel now houses 60 students in a dormitory, and post-renovation plans include classrooms, dining services, and more.

Student leadership and serving the community are part of the Chestnut Hill College experience. A few examples: its Student Government Association organized the first-ever SEPCHE Student Government conference. The College was named to the 2008 Presidential Honor Roll for community service. Its activities team, CHAT, made the College the first in Philadelphia to play human Quidditch (and later placed third at the College Quidditch World Cup at Middlebury College). A 2009 graduate had her first book published by age 22. Its chapter of Phi Beta Lambda consistently wins in national competitions.

To quote the College's first President, Maria Kostka Logue, β€œChestnut Hill will prepare you to learn how to earn a living because you must. But you are here to learn how to live."

After my freshman year at Chestnut Hill College, I decided to declare Marketing as my major.

by maxwellsaywhat June 25, 2009

38πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž