In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang
Lisa is a char-crotch
"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"
someone who decorates their pubes with beads
“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”
someone who decorates their pubes with beads
“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”
When you drop food around your crotch or vaginal region and pick it up and eat it like nothing ever happened.
Jason: Yo Marcus did you just pull a crotch corn
Marcus: yea
When one of your earbuds fall down and rests in your crothch.
Dude: Shit
Mate: What?
Dude: I just got a music crotch
Mate: Haha lol