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SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.
"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"
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Noun: aka: douche bag: A nicer way of calling someone, or your friend(s), a douche bag(s).
1. Mark, stop being such a de jour, all the girls are going to leave!
2. Wow, it sure is a de jourfest in here.
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(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open
A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!
B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre
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an advanced version of the Eiffel Tower where in the two males on either end of the female hold a third counter parts atop their shoulders laterally while he penetrates the woman anally from above.
Hoffmann, Smith, and I totally gave that ginger bitch the Arc de Triumph last night.
...no I don't think she can walk yet.
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To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.
You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"
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A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
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An onomatopoeia for a sound made with the mouth that is usually associated with walking; is a close relative of derdeder but connotates more positive things than its derp cousin. Spongebob coined a similiar phrase when he first stepped on the beach
"I'm going out for a walk doop de doop see ya later"
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