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An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.
I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.
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Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
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What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!
*Neil- **cries**
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a shorter version of calling someone a bag of both douche and shit. thus douche shit.
you douche!!
douche shit!!
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A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
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the highest level of douche possible...ever
Josh:Dude, Gil is one large douche pancake!!
Miss T: I know,right?
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