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An effect wherein any otherwise logical or reasonable argument becomes invalid simply through the referencing Nazism, the resulting imbroglio and fevered invoking of Godwin's Law thus rendering productive debate impossible.
Person 1: Your political agenda seems to hold many direct similarities to the politics of the Nazi Party in pre-WWII Germany, doesn't that concern you?
Person 2: ZOMG!! Godwin!! You are mean, and crazy!!!
Person 3: Yeah, dude...I agree with you, but you can't call someone a Nazi! WTF?!?
Person 1: But...it's a valid comparison!
Person 2 & 3: You just called people Nazis! GTFO!!
Person 1: Fucking Godwin Effect!
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The Amazon Effect is when someone has a round booty that shakes and bounces when they walk, causing all eyes to look in disbelief and forget what else is happening. It can affect anyone, anywhere,anytime. Its like a rumble in the jungle.
"You're not even listening, You okay bro?"
"Nah Dude, I cant fu***ng focus. "
"Aww man, The Amazon Effect got you again."
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When you smell worse than a skunk, have the attitude of a monkey who just got shot in the rear, and have a tendency to threaten to throw small people out a window, this is The DeLeon Effect.
A man comes out of his room, and all females are instantly repelled by his stench, which he takes to be the fact that they are all evil and should die, and then grabs the nearest midget and punts them out the nearest window. This man has demonstrated The DeLeon Effect.
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when a person realises that their' bed is a much more comfortable place, and the person generally chooses to stay there rather than go to college.
normally occurs in 1-2 months of starting college.
chick: where were you this morning?
dude: the college effect got me, so i had a lay in
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When you can excuse a girl's bum because of her face (excuse the lack of bum) or the good physique over the face
Nah fam She ain't got that big back but I excuse it's The visage effect you get me
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The Newman Effect, is when a mate says he’s done nothing wrong, but we all know, he’s obviously done something wrong.
Common with white Boys named Kyle.
Mate: bro, I don’t know why she’s pissed?
You: well what did you do?
Mate: Nothing!
You: Ah, The Newman effect.
Mate: what?
You: Nvm.
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The Jamie Effect refers to the act by restaurant staff of putting Jamie Cullum music to cause a change the tempo/mood of the night causing people to ask for their bill and leaving the restaurant. Jamie Cullum effect doesnt work because the music is bad but rather due to it amazing ability to cause a mood change/ tempo change within the restaurant instantaneously. The Jamie Effect is used by the restaurant staff as a polite method of indicating to the remaining customers that it is now time to leave.
"hey man time to jamie it up"
"jamie effect strikes again"
"we need to jamie it up asap"
"oh man the jamie effect isnt working tonight, its too loud in here"
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