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If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You're so ugly, you scared the crap out of the toilet.
Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.
No I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
I guess you prove that even god makes mistakes sometimes.
The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I’m jealous of people that don’t know you!
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
God I fucking hate Aliina Emily Lund
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is very nice but some times very rude and just awwwwwwww
emily the strange spengler is some times wiered
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The most courageous, amazing, beautiful person you will ever meet.
Can kill a bitch with just one single stare.
Don’t fuck with her cause her and her army of friends will fuck you up worse
Aliina Emily Lund is an amazing person
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Emily is a crazy gal that goes to a catholic school and annoys the shit out of her friends and try’s to kill them , she loves hockey and loves sammy boys 😍😍 she loves using !👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 With her best friend kelsey she likes to bully people alot
Nate: wow emily is so funny but she shoved me into the lockers
Maggie: wow I hate emily why am I friends w her
Kelsey : 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 HEY SAMMY BAE😍
Sam: wow big bird emily is so hot yumm
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EMILY: Kind hearted and compassionate. Usually has deep brown/green eyes, and beautiful features. Very nice, fun loving and a hardworking kind of girl. Some are slightly crazy and others are very imaginative, easily distracted but amusing. Overall, she is a very colorful kind of person. Never provoke an Emily though, or prepare to face anger.
ANNE: A classy girl with a crazy side, and lives up to her name. Occasionally she just has to let loose.
TEALE: Beautiful but very shy on the outside, but get ready for some crazy shit once you get to know her!
Person A: Dude. She's insane!
Person B: But she's so pretty!!!
Person A: Probably an Emily.
Guy A: Dude! What happened to you?!
Guy B: Emily....
Guy A: O.o
Emily Anne Teale
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A clinician I almost Threw a chair at months ago :)
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When you are getting head and another dude come’s in and sucks your balls.
You want to do a dirty Omar and Emilis?
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