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Ethan Kane

A big, fat and ugly bitch that can't stop being an absolute pervert.

Omg! you're such an Ethan Kane!

by The Judith September 3, 2020


ethan van eyk

ethan van eyk is a lovely chap who likes to steal from the computer studies department in secondary schools. he likes to keep people locked up in his basement for who knows what. overall he's a nice guy with creepy intentions.

me: hey dude.. is that ethan van eyk??
person: oh yeah i heard about the 35 slaves he has.

by knobbysexual January 25, 2022


Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019


ethan moreta

These two words describe a bony pick with fake abs and ape face. Another definition a skinny kid who was walking down the street, and got penetrated by a fire truck, and has lumps on his head if you shave his hair off.

This Ethan Moreta tried to call me a black gringo.

by Visco girls October 25, 2019


Ethan Myton

Needs a hair cut

Hey ethan, you look homeless as fuck go get a haircut you ethan myton

by The most special special June 27, 2023


Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.

"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."

by born to poop, forced to wipe November 29, 2022


Ethan Flack

A guy who normally acts as if he is a hardcore stoner, and makes everyone aware he is so cool and interupts everyone so they hear his side of the story.

Guy: “interrupts reader
Reader: “Hey man, chill you seem like an Ethan Flack right now”
Guy: “Sorry bro, I’m so fried right now”

by TheTurner47 May 6, 2019