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The Valentine Boy aka Jeong Jaehyun of NCT birthday 💚
Friend : today is February 14 and it’s Valentine’s Day , do you have anyone to celebrate with ?
nctzen : why celebrate Valentine’s Day when you can celebrate Jaehyun’s birthday ?
On February 14 kiss your single homies so they know they are Loved
“Ay bro come here it’s February 14 so you know what that means”
all the single best friends get to fuck
bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:
1👍 1👎
Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”
Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14
Get ready
"International" No Immigrants Day. Immigrants such as Latinos and other minorities were INTENDED to not go to work or school or stores. Just stay at home. As a Hispanic, I can confirm that this was an epic fail. Just do it next year or whatever. Protesting to earn citizenship but I just wanna stay home.
Person 1: Yo, are you going to work tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man, tomorrow is February 14th. Imma stay home
The day where you tell your crush you like them and define all of your feelings for them.
February 14th is so close! Can't wait to see what my Valentine got me!