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alternative to smash or pass , just used in a more aggressive way .
would you fuck or duck ariana grande?
1)The group name give to Comedian Adam Buxton and Chat Show Host Jonathan Ross by Actor Richard Ayoade in a rant on the second episode of The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2016
2) Disrespectful name given to any group of older people. Also Ancient Fuckers
Person One: Why are you so late?
Person Two: It took me forever to get off the bus. I was stuck behind a couple of ancient fucks.
To have sex with your partner on the bathroom counter, in the shower, on the floor, on the table, from behind while on the couch, on the kitchen counter, pressed up against the refrigerator...all in the space of 90 minutes, as if your environment where a jungle and it was your mission as a sex-crazed tarzan/jane to explore every orifice of it before your parents come home.
Bob: You and Becky finally hookup?
Chris: Yah, we jungle fucked for hours.
Bob: Damage assessment?
Chris: Broke a mirror in the bathroom, jacked up her shower doors and both ended up with rug burns on our backs and knees.
Bob: So totally worth it then?
Chris: Duh.
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A person who is exceptionally stupid. i.e. a person lacks the capacity to understand something simple.
Gordon: You forgot the salt! You dense fuck.
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When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
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Something or someone so creepy that can you're at a loss for words and Fuck is the only logical explanation to the mind fuck your having.
Person 1: "Kate's uncle keeps staring at me."
Person 2: "Ugh I know, he creepy as fuck!"
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